Thursday, November 11, 2010

IS THAT DENZEL? IS THAT DENZELS' WIFE?? IS THAT DENZELS WIFE THAT JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A LINE BACKER??? OUCH!

Ladies do not let this be you!!!  Academy Award winner Denzel Washington and his wife Paulette attended the football game of their eldest son JD who is a running back in the UFL.  Wondering what the UFL was???  So is everyone else! The United Football League is a five team organization that launched it's inaugural season this fall.  Yes, I said JUST five teams.  JD (John David) is a member of the Sacramento Mountain Lions along with former NFL quarterback Daunte Culpepper.  Apparently, Paulette decided to sprint down the sideline along with JD on his 17 yard touchdown run when she was struck by a pursuing linebacker.  It is for this reason the UFL can not be taken seriously...with there pop-warner set up, letting parents on the sideline! Smh.

FRANCHISE FEMALE OF THE MONTH

FRANCHISE FEMALE OF THE MONTH is none other than Elin Woods, wife to
acclaimed and then defamed golfer Tiger Woods. Elin, who apparently also has
quite a swing, should be commended for her beauty and grace throughout her
husbands recent trials and tribulations...shenanigans and sheer buffoonery...you
get the idea. In the day and age where ‘gold digging’ is accepted and sometimes
advocated, I can honestly tell you money does not make you chase a man out
of his house and down the street barefoot.  Love does!  Money makes you pour
a glass of wine and call your attorney. Live and learn ladies.  Cheers to you Elin!

  

DON'T CALL IT A COME BACK...

Me and Mrs. Jones are both on the road to redemption.  Earlier this year publishers Simon and Schuster released On the Right Track; From Olympic Downfall to Finding Forgiveness and the Strength to Overcome and Succeed by Marion Jones.  Fellow Franchise Female Jackie Joyner Kersee proclaims "Marion's story is a powerful, poignant, reminder to us all that being true to yourself provides the power required to achieve success, endure profound failure and be successful again."  In the 2000 Olympics in Sydney Australia, Jones was the first woman to ever win 5 medals in one Olympic Game.  In 2003, she then lied about the usage of any performance enhancing drugs.  And in 2007 she finally came clean confirming all allegations.  Currently, Ms. Jones is living a dream deferred as an WNBA rookie for the Tulsa Shock.  Marion's advice to anyone faced with adversity is to take a break and seek advice from those who you can trust.  Marion Jones now joins the ranks of Magic Johnson, Mario Lemieux and Michael Vick otherwise know as 'The Come-Back Kids'.

 

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

THE PENALTY BOX: TIKI BARBER

It is now time for our first installment of THE PENALTY BOXTHE PENALTY BOX is a place that FRANCHISE FEMALES reserve for those athletes that display a lack of character to serve time for their offense.  THE PENALTY BOX is not a monthly or weekly post.  It's whenever these fools decide to act up!  And unlike in sports...once you're in, you never get out.  So with that, I now introduce you to TIKI BARBER as DADDY-DO-LITTLE.  Can you believe this dude has newborn twins at home???  Gotta love it!  Actually, I HATE IT and that's why he's our FIRST honorary member of THE PENALTY BOX.


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